LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU HOW MUCH OF A DICK YOUR RIVAL IS WHEN YOU PLAY AS A GIRL OK
I SPENT MY CHILDHOOD PLAYING AS A BOY ON R/S/E AND MAY WAS A HELLA CHILL RIVAL. I REPLAYED RECENTLY AS A GIRL AND WAS FUCKING PISSED TO SEE BRENDAN IS A TOTAL DICKFACE
HE ASSUMES THAT, BECAUSE YOU’RE THE CHILD OF A GYM LEADER, YOU MUST BE A BOY. HE’S CONSTANTLY BELITTLING YOU THROUGHOUT YOUR JOURNEY. HE’S WORSE THAN GARY IMO BECAUSE ITS LIKE HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING.
BRENDAN IS A TOTAL ASSBUTT I HOPE THEY REDO HIS ENTIRE PERSONALITY IN ORAS
Archie: I want to expand the ocean for the good of Pokémon.
Maxie: I want to expand the land for the good of everyone.
Lysandre: I want to create a beautiful and better world.
Cyrus: I want to recreate the Universe.
Ghetsis: I want to take all the Pokémon for myself— I mean. Free all the Pokémon.
Giovanni: Cut that fucking Slowpoke’s tail off.
This made me so happy
I was reading the Samus & Joey manga when suddenly HOPE RIDES ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Nintendo is insane and must be
stoppedurged to continue doing crossover after crossover because it is starting to get hilarious.
This is the most accurate portrayal of blind box collecting ever.
FACT. These blind boxes have been debunked. :3 a fur friend had shared with me his technique.
If you’re planning on collecting anything, check the package’s bar code. It’ll always be different of its a different model/figure. If its the same, it’s a duplicate.
This only works on hand, obviously. Buying online is as blind as you can get. Also if its anything not plastic it could break in the mail. D:
((THIS IS VERY HELPFUL))
when is her day off